Contingent Professional Fee!
Client asks his lawyer that “what does contingent professional fee means?”, lawyer answers, “A contingent professional fee to a lawyer means, if I lose your suit, I get nothing. BUT If I do win it, you get nothing”
Category: A Taste of Humour
In Lawyers we Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a murder trial – it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. The officer…